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Tony's new house includes a 2/5 mile high banked dirt track.


If I could afford a place like this, you could call me BFF, GAY, FAG, EIEIO, or anything else your little non-having-a-track-in-your-yard ass wanted to call me. :wis:


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 Post subject: Re: CLASSIC QUOTES!!!!
PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:09 pm 
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Hard to believe noone has said anything quoteworthy around here in nearly four months.


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Hard to believe noone has said anything quoteworthy around here in nearly four months.


Not really. :mrgreen:

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The problem is that NASCAR adopted the Chase which is an idea that is fundamentally flawed. And now NASCAR continues to bastardize it in order to try to "fix" problems that are inherent in having a Chase. There is no fix for stupidity or stupid ideas and the Chase is a stupid idea.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:40 pm 
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How can a mother get on the TV complaining about it is so hard to send her three daughters to school because her ex-husband would not give child support but pay $1200 for four tickets to see Hannah Montana, what a country, America.


I've never heard of Hannah Montana. Is it close to Billings.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:22 pm 
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I didn't go all out on it because it will eventually end up in the bedroom.


I think he was talking about a TV set, BS. ;)



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Yeah, Republicans like pages best. Or random men in the restroom.


In response to the Democrats and Interns thread.

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screw you.


well.........I nevar........................


Yes you have :mrgreen:

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I kinda like that one.

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 Post subject: Re: CLASSIC QUOTES!!!!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:49 pm 
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Michelle Obama's Election Night Dress
While Obama's eloquent victory speech moved me to tears, unfortunately so did Michelle's dress.

http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/a-line/miche ... t-dress/84

I was shocked over her dress, it was one of those what the hell things. I could not belive it.

Dude, you sound like a girl...


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I always travel with a little sewing kit.


Yea right :wave:

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 Post subject: Re: CLASSIC QUOTES!!!!
PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:15 am 
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I always travel with a little sewing kit.


Yea right :wave:


:prayers: for you to get your self-confidence back.


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chopper pilot wrote:
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I always travel with a little sewing kit.


Yea right :wave:


:prayers: for you to get your self-confidence back.

Do ya carry this little sewing kit in your purse or do you have one of those little fanny packs you carry it in. :rotflmbo:

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 4:53 pm 
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Louie wrote this classic.

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It's too simplistic to blame irrational market moves on politicians. But since they're egotistical enough to take credit when markets are up I'm more than willing to let them eat shit when they're down.

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LOL I'm not one to toot my own horn. :twisted:
But since it was said :mrgreen:
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That shit is a little unnerving. Wow.


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Ain't it though. I used to think Southern Man was off his rocker. Now I look at him as an off his rocker modern day prophet.

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BS43 wrote:
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Yeah, Republicans like pages best. Or random men in the restroom.


In response to the Democrats and Interns thread.



ok so do the republicans prefer hustler or playboy pages? ar ar


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Yeah, Republicans like pages best. Or random men in the restroom.


In response to the Democrats and Interns thread.



ok so do the republicans prefer hustler or playboy pages? ar ar


Either :mrgreen:

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I've been there.

Didn't hang no johnson, though.


LOL. What did you do in Dallas, then?

*From the 'surreal' thread talking about Nov. 1963

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Just sit somewhere high enough that Carl Edwards can't hit you with Brad Keselowski's car.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 6:32 pm 
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BS43 wrote:
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AWESOME, but the lefties will be offened by this!!!


Obviously you didn't read the thread title. :annoy:


Yeah, BS = Brownsugar!!! :moon:

We ALL need a break from that!!!


LOL...You don't need a emoticon to show your ass Bill.

You do that every time you type. :mrgreen:


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Bet he can see the ghost train from where he is now. :dunno:


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Mobil 1 will exhibit how effective it is a lubricant as Tony Stewart will be forced to dunk his entire body into a barrel of Mobil 1 in order to squeeze his fat ass into an F1 car.

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Think he's enjoying his 72 sturgeons?


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Breastfeeding would have taken care of the weight if done for at least a year or two exclusively.

boy did you just open it up

:wis:


doesn't breastfeeding for more than 12 months cause metrosexuality?
I don't know, I suppose if the breast somehow shapes like a penis.


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Awsome. Just... awesome.

I knew what it was before I even clicked on it. lol

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Burglars and kiddie porners = 99%ers


Unless you are part of the 1%....that makes you either a burglar or into kiddie porn. So which one are ya?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

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In response to a discussion of Newt Gingrich...

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Physcally, he perfect, but thats only one leg ....


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I just read this whole thread, haven't read so much about a slow white bronco since the OJ trial

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Whatever they're doing their getting better at it. Last year it blew up, this year it only burst into flames.


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So, does that mean Keselowski gets a 14th chase position, as he might have won the race had Johnson not stuffed his car into the wall? :roll:


Yeah and you might be your sister if you were born female.

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Sean took less time and effort to type that manifesto than it took Duane to properly spell his own name to log into the site.


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