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 Post subject: CLASSIC QUOTES!!!!
PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2005 9:22 am 
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I don't always get the opportunity to read every thread (if you can believe that). ;) Unfortunately, I miss out on some of the great quotes that are posted on this site.

I thought it would be nice if we had a place to share those quotes! :)

If someone posts something that inspires you, confuses you, or makes you laugh your ass off, why not share it with the rest of us?

Post your favorite quotes here!! Please make certain to give credit to the person who said the phrase!

ALSO..........this is mainly directed to TL & BLAATZEE.........YOU CANNOT QUOTE YOURSELF! :eek:


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Where the f*** did all those Indians come from?

- George Armstrong Custer

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Johnny Bud wrote:
Where the f*** did all those Indians come from?

- George Armstrong Custer


SMARTASS!!!!!!!! I meant quotes by people who actually freakin post on this site! :fish:

EXAMPLE

Chi Chi wrote:

"the idiot doenst know the words to "take me out to the ballpark!"

JEB's response:
"Apparently you don't either.

It's "Take Me Out to the Ballgame"

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Ed MacMahon - "How many idiots are there?"

Johnny - "At least two."


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You mean like that?

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That's better, katywhompus! :D


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I would also like to add that if anyone is offended by their quote being placed on this thread, they can PM me and I'll remove it.

Sometimes, we can post things within a thread that make sense, but once they're taken out it can be misunderstood and maybe a little embarrassing! :eek:

I cannot tell you the number of times that I've said something TOTALLY INNOCENT and someone took it the wrong way! :wink:


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JBud (Referring to Jeff vs. Jamie):
Jeff does have the better looking beard.............

I laughed my ass off. :lol:


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LMFAO.........."ALSO..........this is mainly directed to TL & BLAATZEE.........YOU CANNOT QUOTE YOURSELF!"


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It was very much expected! :lol:


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BAN ME!!!


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is way harder then you think


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ok, try this one


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Jeff Gordon looks gay.

Very very gay.

Like...almost Jimmie Johnson gay....

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Louie wrote:
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Jeff Gordon looks gay.

Very very gay.

Like...almost Jimmie Johnson gay....


awesome :thumb:


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Matt (in the OFFICIAL Atlanta Thread)

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DW: Look at this joint. I love this.

That explains a lot. Roll another one Darrell.


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Eeff (referring to Brownsugar's kitten avatar )

would ya look at the ears on that cat !!
no don't tell me it's name is kurt ?


I was drinking coffee when I read this...... and damm I have a lot of cleaning up to do

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Yikes! :shock: Is that thing edible? :eek:


Sorry Lady, but I couldn't let that one go unnoticed! :lol:


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Well, it wasn't on this board, but on the Atlanta Falcons board, when an opposing fan posts something stupid, I usually say:

Somebody tell this guy's mama that he needs his diaper changed and it's time for his bottle!

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BAN ME!!!


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I get about 5 calls a month from chicks wanting to know where their underwear is.

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I get about 5 calls a month from chicks wanting to know where their underwear is.


Sometimes when you take something out of the context it was originally intended it makes it even better. Reading this in the thread, it didn't seem nearly as good as it does here.


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Black3,

You‘re right, the earworms are getting old.

Perhaps we could put a limit the number of earworms posted per day - I’m sure we'll be able to figure something out- how does that sound?

Have a great day!!

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Holy Sheep Shit Batman :eek:

That requires a change in avatars.

Well said and displayed, BS. :thumb:

This one oughta send people looking for BS's avatar. (Sorry, BS. :oops: :wink: )

Nice reply, Miller! :crackup:

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Didn't think it'd take this long to get TML in here...

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how can you tell that far in advance? I usually don't know when I am going to get off until right before I start making my O face....

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I don't think anyone on here can fathom what a fart from a Great Dane can do to a person. :fart:

God, that is nasty. :faint:


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If I remember correctly, I went through a roadblock back when Clinton was president! Damn cops confiscated my box of cigars!

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for killer quotes do this:

Hit "Search"

In "Search for Author" blank enter: "Mark Blaatzee"

get 12 pack of beer.

sit down. crack open beer. drink

read

laugh your ass off

finish 12 pack

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"Next Up – NASCAR’s best and brightest head north to Dover. And they’ll bring NASCAR officials with them."

Matt's final sentences in his World 600 recap. :lol:


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RE: Who's the woman with Jeff Gordon?

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i thought she looked pretty good too..
good job on hiding the adams apple. :lol:


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I cant wait till the pendulum swings the other way and these money hungry shit balls lose it all.


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When putting a "other board" troll in his place... :D

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Dick Trickle donned his fire retardant suit before entering the cockpit of the car.



(Much more enjoyable than when she's putting me in MY place). :wink:

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http://www.f1racing.net/en/news.php?newsID=89673

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England's 'The Times' newspaper said Patrick turned down the chance to test on Thursday. The report read: "She believed the publicity stunt was set up only because she is a woman."




Johnny Bud wrote:
That didn't stop Jeff Gordon.


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Johnny Bud wrote:
That didn't stop Jeff Gordon.


best. post. ever.

I mean it. This may be the best triple entendre type post of the year!!

kudos, jbud.

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Johnny Bud wrote:
That didn't stop Jeff Gordon.


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Johnny Bud wrote:
That didn't stop Jeff Gordon.


best. post. ever.

I mean it. This may be the best triple entendre type post of the year!!

kudos, jbud.
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didnt it go

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best. post. ever. slurp.

I meslurpan it. This may bslurpthe best tripslurple entendre type poslurpst of the year!! slurp.

kudos, jbud.


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No, it didn't.

And those aren't mallard eggs. But thanks for askin'.

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Mark Blaatzee wrote:

I mean really, how many times does HBO have to show "My Girl" in a 48 hour period? Does anybody on the freakin planet really want to see that movie?

Amy replied:

Yes.
Michael Jackson.
:yeahbuddy:

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TMLRacing wrote:
When there's no line at all at Wendy's (meaning there's no rush) and I get my lunch in a bag, it's piping hot, and I get back to the office and the fries, while hot, are unsalted and fucking raw.


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last fall, a law was enacted here in atlanta that said that every adult of working age that lived in government subsidized housing had one year to get a job...ANY JOB...or risk eviction.

now, three months from the deadline, folks are screaming racism and "woe is the job market" and blah blah blah.

You know what, lazy bastards? It doesn't say you have to be ceo of IBM. It says get a fucking job. Go file dvd's at blockbuster, make fries at wendy's, or serve yogurt at tcbfy. But get a job!!


That's their way of saying :finger:


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Louie wrote:
I love a good probe slamming as much as the next guy, but for 330 million I'd better get dinner and a show with that.


:moon: :faint:


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Here comes classic Rooster...

Rooster wrote:
SchraderFan_Kate wrote:


That picture is awfully blurry. Say, why don't you hose yourself down then take another one and post it. :rok:


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TMLRacing wrote:
is anyone aware that by being fastest in qualifying, Erin Crocker is currently sitting on the Pork Pole?

Anyone?


:crackup: :crackup:

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I bet I could get in someone's drawers without a search warrant...

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I kinda like when Amy spanks me!

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I would be happy to console ashley while someone throws some snack chips or something in front of cow-nona.


Amy wrote:
Leave the Judds alone. Let's get back to talking about Tony Stewart crapping his pants.




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While discussing stewart's weight problem:

Go Ghoti wrote:

He may lose another 5 lbs. at the Glen this year???


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I could complain that I'm very tired, and my hip hurts.

Why is this a happy complaint? Ask Mrs. Miller. :wink:


You beat her in a hoola-hoop contest? :P


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I love taking stuff out of context! :twisted:

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